Let me start this off by saying where there is smoke, there is fire. In Texas A&M’s case, that smoke and fire could be caused by nuclear weapons that Aggie research helped our enemies develop. (Allegedly) I know this is a lot to take in, but I’ll explain.
As some of you may have heard, Aggie has been receiving over $1 billion from Qatar to help with research and a remote campus. As some of you may also know, Qatar allegedly has ties to some of our most dangerous enemies. Something seems off there if you are one to put 2 and 2 together. But let me ask all of you; does any of this surprise you? It shouldn’t; this is typical Aggie behavior, just on a global level. Here are the 5 reasons why Aggie would go to these extreme measures.
1. Jimbo Fisher’s Buy Out
How did we not see this coming? Aggie needed over $75 million to buy out Jimbo Fisher. You don’t just come up with that money overnight. What is the latest trend we have seen when leagues or teams want/need money? You call the Saudis or anyone in the Middle East with oil money. The Liv tour was formed when golfers wanted more money amid negative sentiment towards the PGA. Newcastle United received Saudi money to rejuvenate their soccer team amid fan scrutiny in the premier league. Formula one, MMA, hell, you have top players like Ronaldo playing in Saudi Arabia for large sums of money. These Middle Eastern countries are sharks that smell blood in the water and pounce on any opportunity to take power in major global institutions. That being said, Qatar saw an opportunity to strike when Aggie desperately needed money to help cover Jimbo’s Buy out. With all of their money, Aggie bought a historically great recruiting class and got out of a bad coaching contract. Both situations haven’t yielded anything yet. If I were to get in bed with Qatar, I’d at least want a guaranteed SEC West title. Seems like they sold their souls and America’s national security for peanuts if you were to ask me.
2. Texas University Fund
The second reason is the passing of the Texas University Fund. Our great state of Texas wanted to be more competitive in the field of research from their top university systems. With California and Florida heavily investing in these areas, it was time for Texas to throw more money in that pot. This led to the Texas University Fund, a $3.9 billion endowment that helps fund research for top universities in Texas like Texas Tech, North Texas, and Houston. You are probably wondering why I left out Aggie and Longhorn; well, that’s because they already receive a lot of money from the infamous Permanent University Fund (PUF). Yes, the PUF that is funded by West Texas Oil money and greatly benefits Aggie and Longhorn while forgetting about the Red Raiders. Why does this matter? Aggie already sucks at football, and now their counterparts in Texas will receive money for research to compete more in academics. Aggie panicked and took Qatar money for research to help stay ahead of these universities. Little did they know Qatar would have them focus on nuclear weapons research with this money (allegedly). Well, They probably did know but didn’t care. They just want to be #1 in Texas. Again, I wouldn’t risk the lives of hundreds of millions for research purposes and to go 7-6 and 5-7 in football, but that’s just me.
3. Aggie = Cult
We cannot forget that Aggie is a cult. This all makes a lot more sense when you think about the characteristics of a cult. First, like a cult, Aggie has isolated themselves from the rest of Texans with their weird midnight yell rituals and whooping. You know who else isolates themselves from their society and surrounding countries? Terrorists Organizations. Second, as mentioned earlier, they have rituals and gatherings led by leaders who intend to have a large group follow their lead. I don’t have to explain this to you, but you’ve seen how dangerous that can be in the Middle East. Third and Final, they are delusional, in their beliefs, and standing in the world. Aggie believes they are holier than God and thinks they are a top national university. Terrorists believe they are sacrificing their lives for the greater good. Both groups believe they are what’s right in the world. This is why it shouldn’t surprise us that Aggie would jump from cult status to acts of terror. They are one in the same; one can just be more dangerous on a global level. You just have to avoid drinking the kool- aide in the other.
4. Texas is Joining the SEC.
This is one of the major reasons for Aggie to get in bed with dangerous people. Years ago, Aggie took their ball and ran to the SEC because they couldn’t take some guff from their big brother longhorns. Well, take a look now; the longhorns have joined the SEC to torment their little brother once again. What’s one good way to stand up to a bully or older brother? Tell your mom? You can’t your mom (everyone in this case) hates you already. So what do you do? You get a much bigger, stronger friend to help you stand up to your brother or your bully. It’s just like in Good Will Hunting when the Harvard Snob is making fun of Ben Affleck’s character for his lack of intelligence. Matt Damon’s character steps in and schools him on his knowledge; how do you like them apples. Or The Kingsman, when Eggsy is at the bar with agent Galahad and he has to teach the men threatening Eggsy a lesson; manners maketh man. What strong friends did Aggie turn to in order to stand up to Longhorn? The ones holding weapons of mass destruction with no regard for human lives in Western civilizations, of course. There aren’t many stronger friends than that. With that Aggies not being talented enough to beat the longhorns, will they just have their friends nuke Austin? I don’t know, seems in line with Aggie morales. They will do what they believe is necessary.
5. Epstien’s List
Remember, this whole article is alleged information. The timing of all of this seems interesting. With more and more information being released about those who have potential ties to Epstien and his island, it seems off that this story about Aggie would break now. It could be a couple of things. First, the Aggies could be deciding on which is the lesser of 2 evils. High-ranking officials in the university system might not want that list to get out and need to bury the information. So they cut a deal with a country that has ties to terrorist organizations to have that be the headline rather than potential Epstien ties. Tough choice, I guess, but they could’ve chosen terrorism allegations over potential child abuse allegations. The second theory is that this could be a threat to those who are releasing the Epstien documents. Those who have the documents would know if Aggie had any ties (all alleged). Aggie would know that they know. How would Aggie shut them up. Get in bed with Qatar and leak information that you are researching Nuclear Weapons of Mass Destruction. Could be a stretch, but that’s one way to play it. There’s probably now ties here at all. The timing is just interesting, to say the least.
There you go. There are your reasons why Aggie befriended those with ties to global terrorism. Aggie just wants to be relevant and will try to achieve this by any means necessary. What were the common themes here? Fear and desperation. Aggie is desperate and has taken desperate measures to be relevant. They are now research puppets for some Middle Eastern countries to figure out advancements in nuclear weapons technology. I hope it was worth it for them, to do all of this, and still not even win an SEC West division title. To answer the original question of the article, yes, Texas A&M is a threat to national security.
