Please see the below 10 reasons why West Virginia sucks. I can guarantee all of the reasons below are 100% truthful and accurate…
Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee that all of these are true and accurate.
1. It’s a knock off state. They didn’t even get to keep the name Virginia. They had to pick a direction and put it in their name.
2. You’re so embarrassed about the people that come from wvu that you try to take John Denver from us.
3. You have all those trees in west Virginia and yet you still choose to burn couches.
4. I hear Dorsey knob was the inspiration for the movie the hills have eyes
5. This guy I work with says his cousin use to put up cell towers in west Virginia and a swarm of hill people would come steal their equipment and stuff. It got so bad the cell company said just to run away if they saw it happening (My source swears this is true)
6. It is illegal to use a fake name on the Internet in west Virginia… how has the clown #beattu not been arrested yet.
7. Mothman… that’s the best monster you could come up with. All the mountains, trees, and Forests you guys have and you came up with a monster that can be killed with a bright light in the dark.
8. When people say they are cooks in west Virginia they are not talking about food. (Yikes)
9. I don’t care enough about west Virginia to have anymore….
10. Please refer to number 9
